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{"type":"standard","title":"Drew Goddard","displaytitle":"Drew Goddard","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q922368","titles":{"canonical":"Drew_Goddard","normalized":"Drew Goddard","display":"Drew Goddard"},"pageid":4238260,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Drew_Goddard%2C_%22The_Cabin_in_the_Woods%22_World_Premiere_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":309,"height":418},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Drew_Goddard%2C_%22The_Cabin_in_the_Woods%22_World_Premiere_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":309,"height":418},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275914210","tid":"66668f3b-ebdf-11ef-8f2e-888e70f69af4","timestamp":"2025-02-15T20:57:00Z","description":"American screenwriter and director","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Goddard","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Goddard?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Goddard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drew_Goddard"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Goddard","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Drew_Goddard","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Goddard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drew_Goddard"}},"extract":"Andrew Brion Hogan Goddard is an American screenwriter, director, and producer most closely associated with the horror genre. He began his career writing episodes for the television shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Alias, and Lost. After moving into screenwriting in film, he wrote Cloverfield (2008), World War Z (2013), and The Martian (2015), the latter earning him a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. In 2011, he made his directorial debut with The Cabin in the Woods.","extract_html":"
Andrew Brion Hogan Goddard is an American screenwriter, director, and producer most closely associated with the horror genre. He began his career writing episodes for the television shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Alias, and Lost. After moving into screenwriting in film, he wrote Cloverfield (2008), World War Z (2013), and The Martian (2015), the latter earning him a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. In 2011, he made his directorial debut with The Cabin in the Woods.
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Yuffie Kisaragi is a character from Square Enix's Final Fantasy series. She was designed by Tetsuya Nomura, and was first introduced in the 1997 role-playing video game Final Fantasy VII as a young female ninja princess and thief. She is an optional party member, and can be recruited through a sidequest. Yuffie reappears in the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII series, which expands on her background and shows her after the events of the original game.
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