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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}

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